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Old 07-08-2017, 06:02 PM   #381
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Just wait until he gets to hit the juiced MLB baseball
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There is also the fact that when we got back to her place I needed to drop a fat shit, which I absolutely should have done at the restaurant but did not for some reason. No spray, no candles, no nothin. I was praying she didn't have to use the bathroom for a few minutes after I went, but of course the universe hates me and she went in like 3 minutes later. I'm thinking that Eu de MoMo did not help the situation.
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Old 07-08-2017, 06:15 PM   #382
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Just wait until he gets to hit the juiced MLB baseball
If its juiced he'll want to drink it.
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Old 07-08-2017, 07:37 PM   #383
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Just wait until he gets to hit the juiced MLB baseball
The PCL has been using the juiced ball for years
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Old 07-08-2017, 08:28 PM   #384
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But Big Dick Dom
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:18 PM   #385
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Old 07-17-2017, 06:56 PM   #386
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I wish he wasn't so darn short!
Short 1b are a liability
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:10 PM   #387
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I wish his mouth wasn't open for no reason.
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:21 PM   #388
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dom definitely keeps water by his bed
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:35 PM   #389
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I wish his mouth wasn't open for no reason.
Fat people need to breathe out of their mouths more often than non-fat people.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:27 PM   #390
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dom definitely keeps water by his bed
The nights I forget to leave water by the bed....... scary as fuck
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There is also the fact that when we got back to her place I needed to drop a fat shit, which I absolutely should have done at the restaurant but did not for some reason. No spray, no candles, no nothin. I was praying she didn't have to use the bathroom for a few minutes after I went, but of course the universe hates me and she went in like 3 minutes later. I'm thinking that Eu de MoMo did not help the situation.
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Old 07-18-2017, 03:05 PM   #391
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Hopefully he isn't a guy who habitually starts off seasons slow.
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:36 PM   #392
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OK Amed not playing tonight... its only the 5th game back from the break... seems like odd timing for a day off... Yeah I'd panic if I wasn't already numb from this year.
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:41 PM   #393
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OK Amed not playing tonight... its only the 5th game back from the break... seems like odd timing for a day off... Yeah I'd panic if I wasn't already numb from this year.
Are you panicking because his suicide beard went off? Because he may be hurt? Because he may be part of a trade?
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:55 PM   #394
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Just a day off for Rosario
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:00 PM   #395
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Don't worry he'll be back manning the hot corner for the 51's tomorrow.
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:00 PM   #396
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Time for an good old fashioned worst poster tournament GET IT DONE BUDDY!!!!!
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:08 PM   #397
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Time for an good old fashioned worst poster tournament GET IT DONE BUDDY!!!!!
Youf username is Roach because you're an actual fucking roach. Roach means you constantly cuck men and their bigger dicks than your's. Roaches will always live because they represent exactly what I jusy wrote. Roaches = cock roach = cock obsessed. Are you obsessed with cocks, roach?
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:15 PM   #398
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Are you panicking because his suicide beard went off? Because he may be hurt? Because he may be part of a trade?
Where would his beard go off to?
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:59 PM   #399
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Hmm.
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Old 07-19-2017, 12:23 AM   #400
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Cockroaches are obsessed with cocks, hence why your username is cockroach33 Not to mention the 33 illuminati reference. Nothing I say will kill you because you're the fucking worst and you want to eat my dick.
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