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Old 05-09-2018, 02:50 PM   #1
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Default Mesoraco is so fucking ugly

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who do you think the cute boys are?
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It's less that he's ugly and more that he has serial killer eyes
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He reminds me of Joe Torre.

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looks like one of the most athletic guys in the league
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He is hideous, the eyes do it for sure
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D'Arnaud was probably the cutest boy on the team. Maybe deGrom?

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he looks like a thumb with a face drawn on it
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If I was a GM I'd have no ugly players. Need to be good looking to have that extra confidence
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If you could photoshop his eyes on any chick and still would bang her who would it be?
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as with our talent level, we have a few dudes i imagine women and tej's find attractive at the top and then a bunch of bums.
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remember Anthony Recker? what a dreamboat...toot toot!

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remember Anthony Recker? what a dreamboat...toot toot!

Recker had too phat of an ass to be good. He felt self conscious bending down to hit because he knew women were checking him out, and thus, sucked because he was in a bad stance. What you have to do is find the perfect blend of hot but not too hot. Thor is perfect. Very good looking, large man, who also has a hint of autism in his facial structure/personality and a small crooked penis. So you blend together him knowing women love him with a couple sprinkles of insecurity and you get a confident, yet tempered, stud of a baseball player.

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Most attractive Mets player on the active roster?

Holy shit I just went through the roster


Without Jake, they’re all ugly
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Most attractive Mets player on the active roster?

Holy shit I just went through the roster


Without Jake, they’re all ugly
Callaway is the hottest Met

That's just bad GMing.
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Recker had too phat of an ass to be good. He felt self conscious bending down to hit because he knew women were checking him out, and thus, sucked because he was in a bad stance. What you have to do is find the perfect blend of hot but not too hot. Thor is perfect. Very good looking, large man, who also has a hint of autism in his facial structure/personality and a small crooked penis. So you blend together him knowing women love him with a couple sprinkles of insecurity and you get a confident, yet tempered, stud of a baseball player.

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I thought you want a good paying job?
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Conforto definitely fucks. I'm worried breast-feeding off his mom's tits growing up made him feel like he could never reach that peak of manhood again and thus, sucks dick at hitting now.
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as a heterosexual male (i swear!*) i can say without trying to sound like an alpha, that i don't think any dude on this team is "attractive." i can understand a woman thinking deGrom and Synd are b/c of their hair, but deGrom is a pencilneck dork and Thor is overrated as fuck. No one else even registers. Conforto looks like a balding baby.


*I'd blow any of them for a million dollars up front. Yes Maj.
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I thought you want a good paying job?
That kind of analysis is worth more than you'll make in you're life, buddy.
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